CRAFTED COCKTAILS  · NIL NONSENSE

GOSSIP. Crafted cocktails. Nil nonsense.GOSSIP — Crafted cocktails. Nil nonsense.

Bar-quality cocktail in a can.

Designed like food. Built for ice. Made for conversation.

StructureBalanceRestraintPurposeNothing accidental
GOSSIP lifestyle

01 — The Range

Eight drinks.
No filler.

Long drinks to stretch out over an evening. Short drinks for the end of one. And two 0.0 expressions for the nights that are better without.

250ml · Over ice

Long Drinks

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150ml · Straight up

Short Drinks

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250ML · SAME RITUAL NO ALCOHOL

0.0

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your box.

Pick six four-packs from the full range. 24 drinks, mixed your way.

The Mixed Case

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mixed case.

Explore the full range. 3× each drink. 24 drinks.

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02 — Philosophy

DESIGNED
LIKE FOOD,
BUILT FOR ICE.

i.

Flavor has structure.

Every drink is built the way a dish is: acid, sugar, bitter, salt, aromatics. Then edited down until only what matters is left.

ii.

Nothing accidental.

Ingredients are named, sourced, and measured.  No shortcuts.

iii.

It isn't about less. It's about enough.

Exactly enough acidity. Enough dilution.  Enough time to open in the glass.

03 — About

Or,
read it
IN ANOTHER WAY:
go sip.

Two silhouettes, close and quiet

Created by world cocktail champion Laur Ihermann to bring the structure of a good bar drink into a can — without the noise.

Acid gives direction, sweetness gives body, bitterness gives tension, and dilution gives length. Every ingredient has a job. If it doesn't have a job, it's left out.

The result is long, short, and non-alcoholic drinks, made for ice, time, and conversation.

Not more. Exactly enough.